Contact Us

 

You can contact us via email at buffalowoodcraft@gmail.com or call Jim at (503) 956 3622

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In the blood of a 23 year old Blue Phoenician Ibis, scrawl your message on a shard of ancient parchment, tightly roll it around a 3/4″ lunar core sample, slip it into the neck of a half finished bottle of 1870 Lafite Rothchild Bordeaux, tightly reseal with the original cork, sail half way around the world in a little row boat, and toss the package into storm tossed waters in the Sea of Crete.   Please allow two to six weeks for processing, delivery, and response…

 

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Borrow a slightly used, climate controlled time machine, strap yourself in, travel back to May 1979, make your way to the Kalmiopsis Wilderness in southern Oregon, find Onion Creek Camp, leave a detailed and dated note in the outhouse for Mr. Jim, and return home.  There is no hurry, take the scenic route.  Leave things just as they are, tread lightly.  If you have managed all that without entirely reshuffling the time space continuum, I’ll be waiting for you on your front porch.

 

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Make a bumper sticker that reads,”I need some good woodwork”, include your telephone number, and drive around the Portland metropolitan area for a few weeks.  I’ll call you soon.

 

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